Sunday 10 January 2010

It's the little things in life that make you happy!

I was feeling pretty down today, until a random hot babe called Nikki added me on MSN! Like, omfg!

nikki says:
hi

His Merkeness - If something is hard to do, then it is not worth doing. says:
Hello

nikki says:
hi how are you today?
my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?


His Merkeness - If something is hard to do, then it is not worth doing. says:
Paris is a rather gay name.


nikki says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!


His Merkeness - If something is hard to do, then it is not worth doing. says:
Paris is a rather homoerotic name.


nikki says:
I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE


His Merkeness - If something is hard to do, then it is not worth doing. says:
Paris is a rather Mansexual name.


nikki says:
well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! www.---.com (Removed for your safety xD) fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?


His Merkeness - If something is hard to do, then it is not worth doing. says:
Paris is a rather..... I ran out of Field-Specific lexis for a man who desires his intercourse with another man... Name.


nikki says:
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..


His Merkeness - If something is hard to do, then it is not worth doing. says:
Just in case I scared you away, I have nothing against gays or gay names.
It is just a way of expressing myself... Like... Ever watch the South Park episode about the word fag? I think the solution would be to change the word for actual gay people in the dictionary...

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